Can your dirty mind help your sex life?

TGIFF (Thank Goodness It's Freaky Friday) again!

The days of being a sexual conservative are not all gone, but those conservatives seem to have the dirtiest minds. Most men enjoy a woman who's able to keep her freakiness inconspicuous to the public, but obviously-freaky looking women are not lacking any action either. They say those who can, usually don't talk about it, but that's not always true.

A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste. Most people are stimulated verbally before they can become sexually aroused. Don't for a minute think that you are abnormal just because you have a dirty mind. To place restrictions on yourself because of what others may think or say about you, is almost the same as denying yourself the right to pleasure. I'm not saying that everyone is in tune with their dirty mind, or is turned on by a dirty  mind, but your mind can take your sexual life to great heights, if you allow it. A sexual act alone is not 100 percent satisfying all the time. A plain sexual act is like a silent movie where you're watching the action, but you wish you could hear what the characters are saying. So, why not tell your partner what you want and how you want it. Let him know that his tongue on your body is making you shiver; tell him the smooth caress of your skin sends chills up your spine; show her appreciation for the effort that she's putting in trying to please you with her hands or mouth; let her know that her picture perfect body drives you insane; tell her how you wanna heavenly please her. Of course, that's just my clean way of saying all those dirty things. I bet you have a great imagination and you can find better suited words to soothe his/her ego while making him/her succumb to your sexual prowess.

When you do a great job at work, you always enjoy encouraging words from your boss, because it shows appreciation, right? Why wouldn't it be the same way in the bedroom? Tell her, "I love the way you ride the heck hell out my #$%#!" She'll apreciate it. Tell him how he makes you feel when he goes deep to unchartered territories. He'll love it! You don't have to be with each other to get the foreplay started. Get her moist with a sensual text before she sets foot in the house. Guys are so easily turned on, a simple, "I can't wait for you to get home to f#$% the hell outta me" will get them home 20 minutes earlier than normal. They'll find shortcuts on the way home that you didn't know existed.

Men and women are visual, so don't feel shy about sending him/her a picture with a little message telling him/her that, "It's happy, hard and cannot wait to visit your tunnel of pleasure, or it's purring for your thrust." I know I'm not the only one who has ever sent a dirty picture through a text. I enjoy receiving them, too. You're only sharing your partner's favorite body parts with him/her. Get him/her all hot and bothered minutes before he/she arrives at your door. The sex will be explosive!

Stop acting like a prude and get your dirty talk on! The only thing you'll get out of it is a great performance and pleasure. Go ahead, please yourself!